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Text Post Wed, Jun. 19, 2013 78,366 notes

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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Photo Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 66,225 notes

mythlover20:

krispykitten:

paragonpostcards:


Literally the American employment system.


All my fears irrevocably illustrated.

Also the Australian job market. :/

mythlover20:

krispykitten:

paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

All my fears irrevocably illustrated.

Also the Australian job market. :/

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Photo Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 28,368 notes

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

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Video Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 156,710 notes

max-effort-max-result:

fightblr:

combatrabbit:

fightblr:

imonlygetting-stronger:

OH MY GOSH

ASDFGHJKL!!!

This.. is the fucking greatest thing I have ever seen. Ever.

The backpack….
THE GOD DAMN BACKPACK!!!
I can’t deal with that, it’s just too much.

this is so damn cute!!!!! T.T

(Source: neology, via thatkidislikewhoa)




Video Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 10,009 notes

alecmadeablog:

Take Photoshop away from me, please.

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Text Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 73,011 notes

relatablefangirl:

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freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

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You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

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Video Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 288,717 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

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Photo Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 73,150 notes

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.


I got stuck

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

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I got stuck

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Text Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 33,873 notes

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

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Video Post Tue, Jun. 18, 2013 20,050 notes

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

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